Legilimens

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: "Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together."

So the doctor said: "Okay, and what do you want me to do?"

She said: "I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this."

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: "I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too."

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: "You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms."

The lady was horrified and said: "No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!"

"I agree", the doctor replied. "But you seemed to be okay with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution."

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same.

"Finally! Someone does make sense. Thank you Diana! Appreciate it really! Hope your colleagues would emulate your expanse knowledge on your processes. I have been sending enquiries through emails and phone but all i got then were stupid answers! I hope you could forward this concern to your manager so your colleagues will get a re-training on your processes.

Anyway, can you please have someone expedite the removal of that temporary transaction off my account? I do not wish my account to be a "rare case" as that would mean goodbye ********* for my entire family. We've been using ********* for ages but this is the first time im doing it online and I'll prolly wont be doing it again (online) as you have an incompetent pool of customer service agents who do not know how to handle "supposed" basic enquiries. Of course, you (Diana B) are the only exception so I hope you keep up the good work, and I hope you get promoted so you could train all your ingorant colleagues.

Warm Regards,
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